Top 10 Ways To Spice up your Thanksgiving.

From the student magazine Horizon; D6 Curriculum Sept-Nov. 2009

10. Refer to every dish as “Spam-tastic!”
9. Have everyone in the family say one thing he or she is thankful for that rhymes with “orange.”
8. Address everyone as “Squanto.” [“Could you pass the potatoes, Squanto?”]
7. Create your own Thanksgiving Day Parade by lining up all of your pets, walking down the street, and yelling “Happy Thanksgiving Regis!”
6. Let the youngest kids play a game with the turkey: Catch it, Kill it, and Consume it.
5. Hollow out the inside of the turkey, fill it with candy, and yell “Surprise!” when someone cuts into it.
4. Try to out eat John Madden.
3 Create a memorable dessert by replacing the ice cream with frozen mayonnaise.
2. Three words; Easy-Bake Oven.
1. Turn off football, turn on Lifetime, and hide the remote.